2) So does Elliott.
All up in my lap, waiting for me to let her lick the spoon.
3) Never tell your husband that maybe you have enough shoes just because you're out of closet space.
4) When your computer battery goes kaput, paying for a new one makes you want to die.
5) My grandpa has become a biker. He and some of the other men in his retirement community like to explore the bicycle trails nearby, and my grandma says they go out for hours. I don't even remember the last time I owned a bicycle. My grandparents have more fun than I do.
What nuggets of wisdom have you picked up this week?